Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Thain Has a Change of Heart


I think this is some good news. John Thain realized how myopic he was and removed his request for a bonus.

Yesterday, the bastard asked company directors to pay him a 10 million dollars bonus for keeping Merrill Lynch out of the water. That request didn't sit well with anyone, including folks in the government. But all of a sudden, he changed his mind.

I guess the Ghost of I'm Gonna Knock Your Ass Out visited him last night.

Good for you, John!

1 comment:

Christopher said...

How about offering him a dental plan instead! Yikes!

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