I knew this wouldn't last! Kim (I'm famous for screwing a D-lister) Kardashian will file for divorce!
TMZ has the scoop:
Kim Kardashian will file for divorce this morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries ... TMZ has learned.See, she did this for the ratings and the money. She will get $17 million from E! for this fake wedding. Isn't it funny? We can't get married, but this tramp can get on TV and get married for money like it's no big deal.
We're told even though the marriage was short, she will not seek an annulment. It's a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites "irreconcilable differences."
We're told the date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011.
Kim has hired disso-queen Laura Wasser, who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel's almost ex-wife.
As we first reported, the couple has a prenuptial agreement ... Kim made sure of that.
Rumors of a split had been swirling for some time and the two were spotted out to dinner earlier this week ... looking less than pleased with one another.
Where's NOM now? This is a clear violation of marriage!