NOOO! Hellraiser can NOT be for Teens

By all that's holy in Etheria! They can NOT do this! 


Slashfilms reports

The story of the Hellraiser remake that has long been in development at Dimension just keeps taking new turns. Quite a few possible directors have been attached to the project in the past few years, and just this week there was a rumor that Christian E. Christiansen, recently in talks to direct, then supposedly off the project, was not only back on but ready to make a PG-13 version of the story. Cue a massive wave of fan disinterest at the notion of a PG-13 Hellraiser.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 Hellraiser can not be for teens! It's dark, demonic and evil for a reason! NOOOOO! Clive Barker wrote these stories to challenge our fears, not to throw in some Disney teen star as the lead character!

But now, my heart burst by this bit of news:

Whether in response to that backlash (highly unlikely) or just because things hadn’t actually been sorted out yet (far more likely) there’s a new report that My Bloody Valentine 3D and Drive Angry 3DPatrick Lussier and Todd Farmer will direct the new take on Clive Barker‘s horror landmark. Let me guess: it’ll be in 3D. creators

-Fay Wray Faint- Have you seen My Bloody Valentine 3D? Hot Melted Mess! Oh Clive, please come in and save us. I can't have my Cenobites acting like horny Frat boys.