Losing Cocks from Gun Accidents

At least five Americans accidentally shot off their penises since 2010?

Yep, guys are losing their cocks in stupid ways

Here's one of the stories:

A lone shopper blew away his testicles on a Sunday afternoon while walking the aisles at Lowe’s Home Improvement in Washington state. The gun was kept not-so-safely in his waistband.

Mess... If you want to see more, go here and read the other tales of wasted cock.

Shots Fired at the U.S. Capitol. Child found in the car of the Shooter! The Woman involved is Dead

OMG, folks!

There were multiple shots were fired on the West Front part of the U.S. Capitol about 30 minutes ago. Congress has gone on lockdown and the Secret Service is surrounding the White House!

According many sources, one police officer has been injured. Now, the Capitol Hill shooter was arrested? There are confusing stories happening about that, however, there was a child in the car the shooter drove.

The shooter also tried to ram in the White House barricade.

UPDATE: The woman is dead, the child is unharmed.

More to come