Greek Life Gone Wrong

Try to Learn, Not Guzzle

Old Skool Crush: The 3-piece version

When you are young, your hormones are running crazy. 3 guys consistent stayed on my list as my hormones ran amok.
TaimakBubba from In The Heat of the Night



Andrew McCarthy

American Youth

Apparently he's from the frat, Delta Iota Kappa, and he's going to Iraq. Maybe the war will knock some sense into him. I'm hopeful.

Boys Need a Hero

I love Gawker, I read it several times a day and sometimes get some of my best material from them. Lately, they have been talking about this Tucker Max. He's a guy they really hate, judging from the articles they post about him. He's also a blogger and writer of the book, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.

I never heard of him until I read Gawker, however I was curious to see what the big deal was. So I checked on his blog and read several pages from his book. Basically, he's jerk, in fact he calls himself an asshole. But what was the interesting thing about him is his legion of fans. He's a fraking hero to straight white boys everywhere.

But then it hit me, if he's considered a hero, then who would be a villain? After reading more about him, I thought, Who is this guy? He sleeps with mediocre and sometimes drunk girls with little self esteem, he's proud of being an ass, he's very myopic, and he's not really cute. But for some reason, guys love him. Why, I'm trying to figure that out. Is it because he's a guy's guy, or is he the living id, or he's the caveman guys really want to be.

Who knows, but whatever he is, it's spreading among the boys and freaking out the girls. With guys like him as heroes, I'm so glad to be gay. My heroes are smart, powerful, and mostly make-believe (Lamar, Ororo, Diana) but still, they are full of heart, humility, and a great costumes.

The Wire: The College Years

San Diego State University has suspended six fraternities after a sweeping drug investigation that landed members of three fraternities in jail on suspicion of openly dealing drugs on campus. These frats are:

Theta Chi

Lambda Chi Alpha

Phi Kappa Psi

Phi Kappa Theta

Sigma Alpha Epsilon

Sigma Alpha Mu.

The inquiry -- prompted by the cocaine overdose death last year of a freshman sorority member led to the arrests of 96 people, 75 of them San Diego State students. A second drug death occurred during the investigation.

29 people were arrested early Tuesday in raids at 9 locations including the Theta Chi fraternity, where agents found cocaine, Ecstasy and three guns. 18 of those arrested were wanted on warrants for selling to undercover agents.

Theta Chi and five other fraternities have been suspended pending a hearing on evidence gathered during the investigation, dubbed Operation Sudden Fall. Some drugs bought and sold by students were traced to gangs linked to Mexican cartels, according to the DEA. Agents collected about $100,000 worth of drugs that were being advertised in "resale quantities" between members of the fraternity and other students.

And I thought you could get lifetime brotherhood, maybe undercover closeted fun, and awkward tattoo. This is something else, I tell you.