Sen. Evan Bayh tells a Bad, Bad AIDS joke.

This man has lost cool points before, but this mess takes the cake.

In his speech at a fundraising event, Bayh told this joke...


If you couldn't hear it, here's the transcript:

So I'm walking through the airport and people were kinda being nice and making eye contact and a couple come up and say hello. This one person runs up all excited and I'm prepared to say "Hello," and he says, "Senator Bayh! Senator Bayh!"

I said "Well, yes?" and he looked at me and said, "Do you have AIDS?"

[audible gasps]

I said, "Huh?"

He said, "Yeah. Do you have AIDS?"

I was dumbfounded. I didn't know what to say.

He said, "I've got a letter I want to give you, do you have someone I can hand this to? Do you have an aide with you?"

[laughter]

So you never know what people are going to say.

[more laughter]

Many of you have asked me... You've got to be prepared for about anything, you know?

As you saw in the clip, Bayh says he was misunderstood. What do you think?

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Want to hear something funny? Summit wants Real Directors to do the final Twilight movie

This is crazy talk, a drunken idea that escaped the bar... Summit wants top-notch directors to finish off the Twilight movie series:

Sources tell EW that the studio has reached out to at least three top-notch directors, including Sofia Coppola (Lost in Translation), Gus Van Sant (Milk), and Bill Condon (Dreamgirls) to gauge their interest in what is likely to be two movies. (Van Sant’s reps confirmed that he’s been approached, but Coppola and Condon’s people didn’t return phone calls by press time. Summit declined to comment.)

They got balls, I give them that, however it's kind of insulting to ask these directors.

Maybe Brett Ratner, Joel Schumacher, Uwe Boll or Michael Bay will do it.

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Maybe a different approach to this Stupid DNC Boycott

Contributor	Total
Susman Godfrey Llp	$107,700
Nix, Patterson & Roach	$91,200
DreamWorks SKG	$76,000
Dreamworks Animation	$76,000
Blenheim Capital Management	$75,800
Democratic National Cmte	$63,502
Willis	$63,300
Time Warner	$61,800
Time Warner	$250
Paradigm Talent Agency	$60,800
Eton Park Capital Management	$60,800
Wallace Global Fund	$60,800
Keil & Goodson	$60,800
Winner Wagner	$60,800
Burton Snow Boards	$60,800
Gotham Capital	$60,800
Douglas Telecommunications	$60,800
Paramount Corp	$60,800
Abraxis Bioscience	$60,800
Midland Oil	$60,800
DataTreasury Corp	$60,800

Hey DNC Boycotters! While y'all wasting our time with idle threats, maybe you (John Aravosis and other) should look at the top contributors so far for Obama and DNC (2010) .

Maybe y'all should hit them up first considering they are the top donors for now. Or better yet, holla at ActBlue, that's the powerhouse.

Oh, why am I doing this? I want the boycott/pause/foolishness to fail.
It will, but I thought I would "try" to help ;-)


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The Joke of Gay Horror, The Lair, returns tonight

The season 3 of The Lair premieres tonight.

Why is this still on?

It's the WORST!

Twilight is even better than this.