Wednesday, September 16, 2009

For the Men I've (fill in the blank) Before


Men...Men...Men

I was just thinking about the men I've had relations, feelings and drama with over the years. The list is quite interesting because none of the guys are nothing alike. And those experiences run the gamut from here to OZ.

To give y'all some insight into my madness, I'll share some of my crazy men moments.

  • My high school crush was my world, my everything. When I was thinking about joining the army (ha ha, that's too funny), he talked me out of it. He told me to apply to college with him. And since I was so in "love", I followed him to college. However in college, we drifted apart, but we reconnected a couple of years later. I came out to him and he was totally cool about it. He also knew I had a crush on him. I was shocked, but happy that he was accepting of me.
  • One of my college roommates and I had a great time together. We were good friends, even our girlfriends were best friends. But we had a small secret, were sleeping with each other. We fell hard for each other, but neither of us were ready to move forward. And because of that dilemma, our friendship/relationship broke down.
  • Another guy I was fooling around with in college had a girlfriend and another guy on the side. But stupid me decided to stay with him because he had a hot, tight porn star body. However, the deal breaker was his desire to dress in women's clothing.
  • A guy I really, really wanted didn't want to date because he thought he wasn't good enough for me... And he believed his cock was too small.
  • And that same guy, had an ex I hooked up with during my 23rd birthday. For a year, his ex and I was secretly hooking up. It took me years to tell that guy about that strange affair.
  • My first boyfriend was very young and we dated for a few months. We broke up because he was moving to Boston for grad school. He said the distance would hurt us (he would have been 5 hours away from me). A few months later, he start dating a guy who lived 14 hours from him.
  • My second boyfriend was basically a rebound from my first boyfriend. He was a total mistake, but he gave me my dream "lose my virginity" night with rose petals and champagne.
  • I dated a high school counselor who had many personal issues like: self-doubt, father issues, anxiety and trust issues. Remember, he was a counselor.
Men... Can't live without'em, but kinda want to forget about'em sometimes.

7 comments:

Damien NZ said...

Oh WM - I hear you mate :)

We all have these roll calls of unrequited love that turned out to be more unexplained phenomena :)

Thanks for sharing though. I love these peeks into other peoples lives.

I'm such a voyeur.

.::STELLA*DELLA::. said...

"My first boyfriend was very young and we dated for a few months. We broke up because he was moving to Boston for grad school. He said the distance would hurt us (he would have been 5 hours away from me). A few months later, he start dating a guy who was 14 hours from him."


HONEY! THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY TO ME! NO HE DID THE FUCK NOT!


MINE WOULD BE: "FOR ALL THE MEN IVE BEEN REJECTED BY BEFORE"


-One guy rejected me because he said I was far to innocent. I am still a complete virgin with names and females now and then he told me, "MY JIMMY MONSTER LIKES TIGHT VIRGIN ASS TO MUCH AND HAS TO HAVE IT BY THE 3RD MONTH, I DONT THINK YOU WILL BE READY. LETS JUST END IT HERE MAN."

-One guy rejected me because I said driving was boring and I did not like to do it.


-One guy rejected me because after 3 weeks of knowing him, I would not help him pay his rent.


-ONE guy rejected me because he was 31, living with his sister and her husband and said he normally dates men a lot more established than I am and it was an issue.


-One guy rejected me because he said and i quote, "YOU GOT SOME FUNNY ASS EYES LIKE THAT OLD ASS WOMAN BECKY DAVIS, THAT ACTRESS. IS HER OLD ASS STILL ALIVE?" I HAD TO INFORM HIM SHE WAS MY FAVORITE AND HER NAME WAS BETTE DAVIS AND NO SHE IS NO LONGER LIVING.

Larry Ohio said...

"give me my dream "lose my virginity" night with rose petals and champagne."

Wow. Can I have my virginity back so I can do that?

David Dust said...

Darling -

You are a little more scandalous than I thought!! You got the menz fighting for your cute self!!! :)

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

EMikeGarcia said...

That last one was awesome.

Anonymous said...

Hell, I was only on the market for 3 years before I met Keyron and the rest is history.

But those three years, wow. And of course 4 months before I meet Keyron I met this cute guy named Allan. Now I should explain, I'm pretty exclusively on the top side of things.

Well, Allan was so sweet and all. We took turns fucking each other for three months.

Alas he moved to Texas.

Mad Professah said...

ok, I didn't realize Mr. VK was such a "playa"!!

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