Elder Bruce C. Hafen was told by God that Satan makes us gay...I guess I should say thanks for a good life and love with my partner for 6 years and some change.
Satan also is a LIAR - the wide road is only here till you croak. Then, there will be darkness, thirst, hunger for eternity. Why do you think we call him a LIAR??? Follow the narrow path up the mountain. We only have 88ish years. This'll help. Lookit ‘MySoulAccomplishment’ - God only gives bawls to those who see the need for humility. God blessa youse -Fr. Sarducci, ol SNL
Viktor is a small town southern boy living in Los Angeles. You can find him on Twitter, writing about pop culture, politics, and comics. He’s the creator of the graphic novel StrangeLore and currently getting back into screenwriting.
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Thank you Satan for a fun life!!
OH MY 6 YEARS! WOW ...YALL BETTA WORK!
Remember Satan's other name, Lucifer aka The Light Bringer. Then recall the whole truth==light thing.
Seems we were lied to for a very long time. Hail Satan!
LOL Yes, thank Satan cuz I love being gay personally...It's FAaaaaabulous dahling Faaaaabulous!
Satan also is a LIAR - the wide road is only here till you croak. Then, there will be darkness, thirst, hunger for eternity. Why do you think we call him a LIAR??? Follow the narrow path up the mountain. We only have 88ish years. This'll help. Lookit ‘MySoulAccomplishment’ - God only gives bawls to those who see the need for humility. God blessa youse -Fr. Sarducci, ol SNL
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