Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Thank You, Satan!






Elder Bruce C. Hafen was told by God that Satan makes us gay...I guess I should say thanks for a good life and love with my partner for 6 years and some change.

5 comments:

Michael Rivers said...

Thank you Satan for a fun life!!

.::STELLA*DELLA::. said...

OH MY 6 YEARS! WOW ...YALL BETTA WORK!

truthspew said...

Remember Satan's other name, Lucifer aka The Light Bringer. Then recall the whole truth==light thing.

Seems we were lied to for a very long time. Hail Satan!

ToddyEnglish said...

LOL Yes, thank Satan cuz I love being gay personally...It's FAaaaaabulous dahling Faaaaabulous!

Kold_Kadavr_flatliner, sub/dude said...

Satan also is a LIAR - the wide road is only here till you croak. Then, there will be darkness, thirst, hunger for eternity. Why do you think we call him a LIAR??? Follow the narrow path up the mountain. We only have 88ish years. This'll help. Lookit ‘MySoulAccomplishment’ - God only gives bawls to those who see the need for humility. God blessa youse -Fr. Sarducci, ol SNL