Showing posts with label demons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label demons. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

I'm Gay because of Demon Sex


I have been possessed by demons and nobody told me?

According to an article and the former stripper turned God-Warrior, Contessa Adams, I'm gay because demons were possessing me and jacking me off.

Funny, I don't remember this and you may not either. However, Contessa claims our gayness comes from these special demons:

The two most identifiable sexual demons are the incubus, which is a male sexual demon that traditionally assaults women, and the succubus, which is a female sexual demon that assaults men. Sometimes they also lure people into homosexual behavior.

Adams notes that one evangelist, whose name she would not divulge, was so troubled by the sexual pleasure the succubus gave her that she even contemplated suicide.

Adams says the succubus spirit that used to attack her confused her so much that she contemplated becoming a lesbian.

"Unless you're strong enough to rebuke it, they'll keep coming back," she says. "You must speak the Word of God, knowing you have power in the name of Jesus."
Child please, this ain't True Blood. And according to myths, an incubus and succubus don't make you gay.

They just get you off.

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Saturday, September 11, 2010

My Top 5 Demon Movies

I like demons. The mythos of demons always intrigued me as a child. I remember reading a book about monsters, and demons had a huge chapter on its own.

In no time, I was hooked.

Demons are interesting beings. Fun to read about, write about and especially, to watch on screen. So, here are my favorite Demon flicks.

Evil Dead- favorite classic


Pumpkinhead- one few original Horrors


The Gate


Night of the Demons-I LOVE this movie


Jeepers Creepers

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Rep. Louie Gohmert has seen the Demons in the Health Care bill.


Rep. Louie Gohmert has seen the demons in the capital! They came to him in a dream and told him all about the evils in the bill!

You gotta love these people!

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

New TV Show: Demons

BBC America has a new show coming. It's called Demons.

Here's more
On the surface Luke Rutherford (Christian Cooke, Doctor Who) is every bit the average teenager, but with the arrival of his dead father’s best friend Rupert Galvin (Philip Glenister), Luke’s life is about to change. Galvin has come to inform Luke that his father’s death fifteen years ago wasn’t an accident and he holds a secret destiny as the real-life great-great grandson of Abraham Van Helsing, the vampire hunter in Bram Stoker’s Dracula.

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Viktor is a small town southern boy living in Los Angeles. You can find him on Twitter, writing about pop culture, politics, and comics. He’s the creator of the graphic novel StrangeLore and currently getting back into screenwriting.