The Case of a Sad Ex?

My friend, the boy from Ohio, has a Sad Ex.

What's a Sad Ex?

Well, the Sad Ex is:

• calls more the 3 times a day just to talk.
• always talk about the past.
• always acts as if y'all never broke up.
• always wants to know if you sleeping with the new friend of yours.
• still tries to have sex with you.
• gets really upset if you start dating anyone new.
• very jealous for no ass reason.
• somewhat unstable.
• have no friends of their own.
• totally dependent on you.

Every time he talks about this guy, I want to vomit out nails and tacks. It's hard to hear about this guy, because a Sad Ex should be a myth. I can't imagine being that caught up in my ex. I get "puppy love", but a Sad Ex is hard issue to wrap my head around.

I mean, I was very hurt by my first break-up and hoped we would get back together. However, I realized we were not meant to be so, I moved on. It wasn't easy, but it had to be done.
I didn't want to be a Sad Ex.

Do any of you know a Sad Ex... Or been one? Share, please.