Joe Arpaio says He's too Busy Investigating Obama Birth Certificate to Run for Governor

Birther Convention Canceled due to Very Low ticket sales

Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio

The Crazies can't get it together. Their birther conference was canceled because poor ticket sales.

TPM reports:

Organizers of the gala, which would have featured Boone alongside Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio and some of the nation’s other prominent conspiracy theorists, broke the news online Friday that it was canceled “due to inadequate ticket sales.”

The Sept. 22 event was meant to bring together people from throughout the nation who believe Barack Obama’s birth certificate is fake and therefore he is ineligible to be president. Organizers planned to use it to call on Congress to take up Arpaio’s yearlong investigation into the documents.

The announcement was disappointing to the few people who did plan to attend, as evidenced by a handful of web postings about the cancellation. It didn’t take long for true believers to spin elaborate conspiracy theories about why the event was called off.

What theories? Here's one:

“The REASON the EVENT by Sheriff Joe & his Cold Case POSSE was CANCELLED is because the Sheriff & others are TOO DUMB to SEE the MURDERS Barack Obama had his Security Adviser John Brennan commit on Obama’s Gay Lovers in Chicago,”

Lord, these people need their minds erased.

Dick Head Joe Arpaio still thinks President Obama isn't American, says he has Proof

This man... Lord! Joe Arpaio claims that he has proof that President Obama's birth certificate is fake.
Yesterday, this fool said he knows for a fact it's a fraud.

His 'posse' has figured everything out, see here:

Mike Zullo, the posse's chief investigator, said numeric codes on certain parts of the birth certificate indicate that those parts weren't filled out, yet those sections asking for the race of Obama's father and his field of work or study were completed.

Zullo said investigators previously didn't know the meaning of codes but they were explained by a 95-year-old former state worker who signed the president's birth certificate. Zullo said a writer who published a book about Obama's birth certificate and was aiding investigators let them listen in on an interview he conducted of the former state worker.

The Obama campaign declined to comment on Arpaio's allegations.

Why does Joe still have a job? He needs to be investigated and fired ASAP!

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