Lil' Abner's is on Tyra

Lord...this is classic trash TV. Levi Johnston is on Tyra...talking.

And barely doing that well, but he's there...talking about safe sex, Bristol, and nothing else.


He's not so ready for prime time

Drama for Bristol and Levi

Blister and Lil Abner are not getting married, in fact, they have called it off. The teen dream couple planned to marry after finishing their education.

But Levi's jealous sister, has sold them out. Mercede Johnston went to Star Magazine saying that Bristol actually broke up with Levi awhile ago and rarely lets Levi see their son.

And to continue the drama, Mercede said that Bristol hates him and wished the baby wasn't his.

I'm not sure if Mercede is desperate for money or drugs, but this is low. I wonder how long this Teen Drama will last.


Source

Beauty School Drop Out Speaks

For some reason, Blister Palin was on the news telling the obvious...abstinence is a big fat lie.


Go back to high school.

His One Phone Call

Our Political Prisoner and America's heartthrob, Levi Johnston talked about his joy over fatherhood and Bristol in his parking lot. This is what he said.

"We both love each other. We both want to marry each other. And that's what we are going to do."

He couldn't believe what he was hearing about his situation. He said that he's not held against his will and he wants to be a father and husband. In fact, he's already taking care of things by dropping out of high school and taking a job in the oil fields as an apprentice electrician...what a man.

Also Levi cleared up the Myspace thing by saying it's a joke. His friends created the page a few years ago and he had nothing to do with the message behind it.

But in all he loves Bristol and hopes the baby is a boy so he can take him hunting and fishing. So I guess the son will be gay...and that's a good thing.

Source