Desperate move to Save a Dead TV Show Playing

Good Grief, CW. To save a show nobody is watching, CW is bringing Heather Locklear back to Melrose Place.

They believe she will boost ratings, but really, it's not going to help.

The show is terrible, Heather doesn't fit with the cast, the show is terrible and nobody's watching.

Again, I ask... Who is running CW? Doozers?

Stop using Heather as a Fix-A-Flat and let the show go.

Great News! Melrose Place BOMBED in ratings!

Y'all may know, I hated the idea of a Melrose Place reboot and Hera knows I hate CW. However, I was overjoyed to learn that the season premier failed expectations.

It debuted to low numbers (2.3 million viewers overall). More folks watch reruns of "Cheaters" and "Family Guy".

In fact "Hell's Kitchen, "More to Love" and a REPEAT of "America's Got Talent" scored much higher.

90201 also scored low in ratings, proving that too much of the same thing leads to disaster. Maybe CW will consider bringing back "The Game" or something with a diverse and INTERESTING cast. But until then, I'll enjoy the network's slow death with a two piece and a biscuit

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Future FAIL: Melrose Place 2.0

Nobody wants to see this mess...especially with Ashlee Simpson-Wentz as a lead character.

You SUCK CW!!!

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