Showing posts with label hot mess. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hot mess. Show all posts

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Pastor Bill Keller kicks off 9/11 Christian Center by Assailing Muslims and Mormons

Crackpot and Cultural terrorist, Pastor Bill Keller kicked off his 9-11 Christian Center at Ground Zero today by attacking Muslims and Mormons.

But don't take my word for it, just listen to this false prophet


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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Who asked for This?: Clash of the Titans 2


WTFrak!!!!

Clash of the Titans 2?
Warner Bros and Legendary Pictures are moving ahead with a sequel to Clash of the Titans, which the studio would like as early as spring, 2012. But they will make the journey without Louis Leterrier, who will not return for an encore as director. Sam Worthington will return, as well as most every other character that survived. Greg Berlanti will write the story and the studio is already canvassing the agencies for a writer and director who can whip the movie into shape to shoot before Worthington makes Avatar 2.
Yes, it made a lot of money, but once folks saw it, it was an omega fail. More peeps regret seeing it and now, they want to do a Part 2?

Seriously, I'm questioning if I want to go into this field where foolishness is on tap. I mean, what are they going to do in a Part 2, fight in the Trojan War? Travel to the Planet of the Apes? Save Jesus?

Hollyhood get it together!

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Sunday, April 18, 2010

Thursday, October 29, 2009

SyFy wants to "Americanese" Being Human, meaning, they will F**k it Up


Let me schedule my next scriptwriting class, because this is a hot ass mess.

SyFy wants to do their own version of the UK hit, Being Human. This show is about a vampire, a ghost and a werewolf living together and trying to deal with their own issues. It's on BBC America and it's doing well.

However, there was a gas leak at SyFy and they believe they can just copy it "Party in the USA" style.
"Human" appeared on Syfy's radar about two years ago when the network was given the pilot script by the BBC, which was seeking to bring in the U.S. cable network in as co-producer. It was too late in the process, so Syfy brass passed but became instant fans of the material.

"It turned out great as we can now do an American version," Syfy president Dave Howe said. "We've always been keen on vampires and werewolves, and we loved the originality of 'Being Human,' the fact that the fantastical creatures in it are very young, accessible and charming."

Howe stressed that Syfy is not going to "slavishly replicate the British version." Some of network's core audience already might be familiar with the original series, which runs in the U.S. on BBC America.


The search is on for a writer to adapt "Human," with Syfy targeting a launch in summer or fall 2010 and eyeing it as a potential companion piece to breakout hit "Sanctuary," which shares similar subject matter.

But Sanctuary is horrible and remember Coupling? Who told them to do this? And would we watch a remake of a show that is still producing new episodes? In fact, they are starting season 2.

SyFy are you thinking at all? Try, oh I don't know...SOMETHING NEW!

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Saturday, September 12, 2009

Fangirls will ruin EVERYTHING!


I am sad to report that "Vampire Diaries" did well on Thursday.

It brought in 4.8 million viewers for its debut.

However, it's based off of the "curiosity measure", meaning folks who watched this show may not come back next week.

After watching it, I was convinced this show is a hot mess! But hopefully my prediction will come true... 1 season and 1 season only.

However, to make me feel better, half of the cast was arrested for foolishness.

Nina Dobrev, 20, Sara Canning, 22, Candice Accola, 22, and Kayla Ewell, 24, were all rung up on disorderly conduct charges back on Aug. 22, according to the incident report from the Monroe County Sheriff's Department obtained by E! News.

Also busted were photographer Tyler Shields and actress Krystal Vayda, who isn't a castmember. Both face similar charges.

Authorities found the giggly group standing on the Rumble Road Bridge overlooking Interstate 75 around 3:42 p.m.—a little early for vampires, but not for the actresses.

After examining the camera, officers found images of the Vampire crew confusing the freeway for the runway and striking a series of poses, including hanging over the bridge, straddling a railing and simulating being tossed over.

Police spokeswoman Alison Seoman-Willis said the sextet was taken into custody and booked at a nearby station, where they "were all cooperative," paid a fine and were released.


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Viktor is a small town southern boy living in Los Angeles. You can find him on Twitter, writing about pop culture, politics, and comics. He’s the creator of the graphic novel StrangeLore and currently getting back into screenwriting.