Finally! A reason to Watch Desperate Housewives

Diva-Omega Vanessa Williams joins the cast!

Desperate Housewives + Vampires = The Gates (and Future Fail)

There are no ideas anymore

ABC remember Eastwick? I guess not.

Formula for a Hoax

This is Moo-donna's plan to be relevant again...

Because she is adding another leg to her tour, she needs to draw attention. So to move on from the divorce and the failed CD, Hard Splenda, she hires Jesus to be eye candy.

And it works, because the gays are lusting after him, meaning she will consistently in the Gay world for another year.

This mess also helps Jesus to get noticed too and he will be in every fashion mag and runway.

Thus the deal is sealed.

The perfect Hoax