MTV is looking for more Minorities to Shame

MTV is truly trying to update the minstrel show aspect.

Now, they are looking for Persians, Asians and Russians to exploit.

"Looking for interesting, attractive, colorful Asian-Americans to cast in a reality show similar to 'Jersey Shore,' 'Real World,' 'The Hills,' etc. . ." the notice reads.

"We need attractive Asian-Americans with lively, strong and unique personalities between the ages of 18 to 30 with equally interesting life stories and perspectives to share, especially individuals who know about and/or experienced the Koreatown life."

Casting isn't limited strictly to Asian-Americans either.

"If you are not Asian but are obsessed with Asian culture or people in some way, email us and please explain," it said.

Oh, but there's more... The Persian press release

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Doron Ofir Casting
April 7, 2010

Hollywood, CA (APRIL 7th 2010) Yes it's true! From the team that brought you MTV's phenomenon "Jersey Shore" it's The Persian Version!

Doron Ofir Casting is seeking Los Angeles proud Persian-Americans who rule the Hollywood nightlife and own Beverly Hills.

"Its time to show the world that being Persian-American is a celebration of the American dream" says Doron Ofir Executive Casting Director.

So if you are at least 21 years old, appear younger than thirty and are outrageous, outspoken and a proud Persian-American, then Doron Ofir Casting and 495 Productions, the team who brought you Jersey Shore, are looking for you!

Casting is already underway, to get on the A-list, email us at: Persianversioncasting@gmail.com

MEDIA CONTACT:
Shaggy Bajrami
Doron Ofir Casting
Phone: 323.203.1334
Email: shaggycasting@gmail.com

Who's next, Gallifreyans, Vulcans, Southern Black folks?

The Stain and Shame of Gay Fantasy, Dante's Cove, Returns to TV

You know...this show proves how unimaginative gay folks can be. I mean, there is Heroes, Buffy, BSG, Dr. Who, Torchwood and True Blood (which is directed by a gay man) and what do we have...some goddamn Dante's Cove.

The show that should have died after the 1st episode, will actually be back for a 4th season.

A F**king 4th Season! Who is so excited about this piece of CRAP! It's CRAP, there are better softcore flicks on Cinemax than this!

The only good thing about this is the hour-long series will drop to a half-hour stool pool. However I'm sure if will fill like a slow death. Lord, I remember renting this mess and thinking...Am I high?

Gay men, we are better than this and we deserve better fantasy/horror/erotica. This show is a joke, the ultimate joke!

No respectful gay geek would admit to watching this...piece of Zebra Sh**! But if you do, I will forgive you.