Proud Parents

If Elvira
and Andrew Dice Clay had a child...

She would be Snooki from Jersey Shore

Maybe I should start sucking Pickles

Great Hera, this is proof that this "show" won't go away.

One, the show has high ratings:

Ratings for the third week of “Jersey Shore” continued the buzzworthy MTV series’ upward trend, further establishing the reality series as a hit performer for the network.

The episode jumped to a viewership total of 2.5 million with a 1.4 in adults 18-49. The female 18-34 demographic number was a solid 2.2.

Two, the main girl, Snooki will make decent bank for appearances:

Snooky, everyone's favorite star from everyone's favorite television show, has representation from Neon Entertainment, handling everything from her press inquiries and requests for personal appearances, to spelling her name wrong. So just how much will it cost you to have Snooky appear at your sister's birthday party, for example? NYC The Blog inquired via email, and Scott, “El Presidente” at Neon Entertainment, fielded our request. He replied: “Her price is 2000 + transportation.

Am I in the wrong field?

Another Reason why Jersey Shore should die

Besides being degrading to Italians and Jersey, nobody is hot or cute to watch on this show.

Okay that's not the real reason... kind of, but not the real reason.

But this part is

Brad Ferro, a school teacher, popped Snooki (that's her name) in the face. He was arrested after his foolishness.

I know my Housewives from ATL is crazy, but this is over done.

MTV, please lock this up.