Showing posts with label Jon Gosselin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jon Gosselin. Show all posts

Friday, March 5, 2010

Do you Want to see Jon's Wee Wee?


Apparently, Playgirl wants Jon Gosselin to get nekkid... I think.

According to Life & Style magazine, ” “If Playgirl ever asks Jon Gosselin, 32, to pose nude, he may be a little insulted by the offer. ” “In an exclusive interview Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio tells the magazine, “We discussed it, and we’d offer him only $20,000. His star is extinguishing, and he’s not very well endowed. Honestly,” Nardicio adds, “it’d be more of a novelty than an actual sexy shoot.”

Jon’s exes have not exactly spoken very highly of him or complemented his manhood for that matter. In Steppin’ Out magazine, Hailey Glassman said of Jon, “he’s hung like a nine-year-old boy.” Kate Major also weighed in on his manhood. “I’m surprised he’s so ‘cocky’ because down there he’s not,” she told Life & Style.

Lord, please don't let this man make things worse for himself... Again.

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Monday, December 28, 2009

Losers of the Year

Well, 2009 is ending soon, so I thought I would start my 'Of the Year' listings.

We will dive into the Losers first.

Beau Breedlove- this He-ifer got his 15 minutes by blasting his underage affair with the Mayor Sam Adams. Then posed nude in Unzipped to 'set the record straight'. Yeah, he was your typical famewhore.


Sarah Palin-Quitter, Liar, Mess


Carrie Prejean- This She-Mess tried to be Anita Bryant and ended up a Pam Anderson reject.


Jon Gosselin- Typical nerd with a power breakdown...I secretly feel sorry for him.


Perez Hilton-Karma slapped him this year. Hopefully, he has learned from his foolishness.

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Viktor is a small town southern boy living in Los Angeles. You can find him on Twitter, writing about pop culture, politics, and comics. He’s the creator of the graphic novel StrangeLore and currently getting back into screenwriting.