Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Today at the Gym...


A guy asked me to spot him while he was bench-pressing.

Guy: I'm going to do to two reps.

Me: Okay

He starts and finishes.

Guy: Thanks, I noticed you are listening to Beyonce in your iPod.

Me: Oh, not today. This is Diana Ross.

Guy: Who is that?

Me: She started this Beyonce thing.

8 comments:

  1. WHO IS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????

    NUH UH!!!! Damn these Children!!!!

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  2. "Who is THAT?"
    "WHO is that?"
    "Who IS that?"

    I wouldá dropped a dumbbell on his ass.
    Without Miss Ross it would'a been Beyonce who?

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  3. LOL at that one. That's when you can tell your ass has reached senior citizen status in the gay world.

    But yes, you won't find ANY Beyonce on my iPod. Diana Ross, yes you will.

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  4. Actually I don't have any Diana Ross on my Ipod but I do have like 2 or 3 Beyonce tracks...
    We need more details about the guy who said "Who is that?" about Diana Ross.

    AGE?
    RACE?

    BODY TYPE? :)

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  5. I'm a Beyonce stan; however...That was just ridic!

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