This is Moo-donna's plan to be relevant again...
Because she is adding another leg to her tour, she needs to draw attention. So to move on from the divorce and the failed CD, Hard Splenda, she hires Jesus to be eye candy.
And it works, because the gays are lusting after him, meaning she will consistently in the Gay world for another year.
This mess also helps Jesus to get noticed too and he will be in every fashion mag and runway.
Thus the deal is sealed.
The perfect Hoax
I KEEP WONDERING WHY DOES SHE NEED TO EXTEND HER TOUR? I MEAN HASN'T SHE MADE A SHIT LOAD OF MONEY ALREADY?
ReplyDeleteAnd here I was thinking this was TRUE LOVE ... I should have know.
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XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Don't forget the A-Rod scandal.
ReplyDeleteCould it be said that all the support she has had from our people is being resipercated by giving us some eye-candy and pumping up some other insecure model for the masses? ;-) She can keep him, I can see the attitude from only this picture and the lyrics from an old tune comes to mine, " If you see me walking down the street . . . Walk on by. . ."
ReplyDeleteShe is so in the past. Who wants to see their grandmother wearing cones over her breasts? I mean, really. ;-)
She is such a fair-weather trick. She dropped A-Rod and is not about to be by his side during the steroid mess.
ReplyDeleteI was more the 80s Madonna fan. She's entertained me over the years, but not on a level that I still find her intriguing.
I guess she needs that extra cash flow because that divorce will be expensive. Plus she's gonna have to relocate back to NYC probably or LA and that cost big bucks. Or, her ego needs some major stroking being that yet another marriage failed.