Wednesday, April 11, 2012

10 Things Rick Santorum can do since he's out of the Presidential Race

  1. Write a Christian musical based on his life.
  2. Have sex.
  3. Work off those feminine hips of his.
  4. Return all of those sweater vests he had made for his campaign.
  5. Pay his Bills.
  6. Star in Jake Cruise or Men Over 30 website.
  7. Attend the Black Party and Folsom.
  8. Read The Autobiography of Malcolm X: As Told to Alex Haley.
  9. Beg Romney to make him VP.
  10. Ask God for forgiveness.
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4 comments:

  1. Roger PoladopoulosApril 11, 2012 at 5:38 AM

    I agree wholeheartedly! Number 10 is especially true, my blogger brother. May I suggest a Number 11? He should apologize to the American people for insulting their intelligence (even though he did provide interesting comedy). Great post!

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  2. BobApril 11, 2012 at 6:12 AM

    I'm thinking he'll start with #10 because, you know, God wanted him to be President.arkinge igher

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  3. K. ClarkApril 11, 2012 at 6:46 AM

    Lol @ feminine hips. It reminds of that Girlfriends episode about Joan's BF Marcus.

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  4. C.GeorgeApril 11, 2012 at 9:22 AM

    I like 8 & 10 mostly. love this post!

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