Childhood Signs of my Gayness

As a kid, I didn't know I was exhibiting so much gay behavior. But when I really think about it, I was really showing my true self.

Here are some examples:

• Wore my cousin's Wonder Woman underoos.
• Learned how to do high kicks like a Darcel Wynne in Solid Gold.
• Wore a towel on my head as a long Cher hair.
• Played with my cousin's Barbie dolls.
  
• Wanting to be Wonder Woman and not Superman.
• Learned how to Double Dutch instead of playing baseball.
• Fantasized about being carried away by the Incredible Hulk.
• Dreamed of making out with Ricky Schroder.
• Stood outside, holding a bedsheet like a huge cape while the wind blew.
• Also spinning around like Wonder Woman with the same bedsheet.
• Wanted to be Private Benjamin.

Yeah, I should have saw the signs earlier.

How about you?