Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Day One in Vegas


In Vegas, you can see a lot of funny things and a lot of hot mess. So I will give y'all some nuggets from the first full day in Sin City.
  • The Strip is the straight guys' gayborhood.
  • The guys are slightly hotter in Caesars' vs O'Shea's.
  • There are a lot of older interracial couples, like over 50 years of age.
  • There's not enough men strip shows here.
  • Louis Vuitton should not allow tourists in the store. Their dirty hands will ruin the merchandise.
  • They have a Pink's here, but they doubled the prices! Filthy Whores!
  • I'm actually working out at a gym in the hotel, but that workout's dead, because I just had a 44oz frozen daiquiri.
  • A girl just asked me if I like White meat and I told her I do, just not girl meat.
  • I can't comment on some of your blogs (Blogger, fix this), but I'm reading them.
  • I'm realizing that the Strip is a big Flea market.
  • I'll drop over a $1000 on a Louie bag, but won't put $20 on a craps table.
  • I re-read Kid Christmas by Eric Arvin and I realized that Eric has a super dirty mind. Actually, it's dirtier if you read it in Vegas. Crazy, I know.
  • I've eaten too much.
So that's day one.

5 comments:

  1. nice observations. Louis Vuitton always provokes weird reactions among the tourists, I've seen people taking pictures in duo in front of the store in Paris, one doing the V and the other doing the L with the arms. Yikes.

    U mean gay interracial couples?

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  2. That's Vegas! The men on the strip are so hot. Very very straight. But very hot!

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  3. Sounds like you're having a good time!

    XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

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  4. All these observations are just what I like to read. Looking forward to Day 2!

    I can't post to my blog or comment on most others with my Blackberry. I think it's a Blackberry Curve problem (no app?) since I found other comments about it on the Blogger help section.

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  5. Too fun!

    And my mind is FILTHY! ;-)

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