Day Two of Vegas (NSFW)

So our last full day has ended, but once again I will give y'all some nuggets of the day.

• I will not have another 44 oz "drank" for a while.
• Where are the scantly dressed men? I'm tired of seeing the Pussycat Dolls-like women running around.
• Why are families here on The Strip?
• Hell, where are the gay people in this town?
• Penn & Teller is a great show to see in Vegas.
• Buffets are overrated, just go to Denny's.
• And speaking of buffets, the lines are way long, government cheese long.
  
• This was the smut the 'Girls Direct' people were passing out to tourists today.
• The slot machines are a scam!
  
• I was told that Ed Hardy is the official attire of Vegas. I almost cried.
• There should law on the number of 'Girls Direct' people on The Strip. They're like zombies!
• Don't buy any clothing on The Strip.
• Always tip your waitress/waiter, they are working hard out here.