Elder Bruce C. Hafen was told by God that Satan makes us gay...I guess I should say thanks for a good life and love with my partner for 6 years and some change.
Satan also is a LIAR - the wide road is only here till you croak. Then, there will be darkness, thirst, hunger for eternity. Why do you think we call him a LIAR??? Follow the narrow path up the mountain. We only have 88ish years. This'll help. Lookit ‘MySoulAccomplishment’ - God only gives bawls to those who see the need for humility. God blessa youse -Fr. Sarducci, ol SNL
Thank you Satan for a fun life!!
ReplyDeleteOH MY 6 YEARS! WOW ...YALL BETTA WORK!
ReplyDeleteRemember Satan's other name, Lucifer aka The Light Bringer. Then recall the whole truth==light thing.
ReplyDeleteSeems we were lied to for a very long time. Hail Satan!
LOL Yes, thank Satan cuz I love being gay personally...It's FAaaaaabulous dahling Faaaaabulous!
ReplyDeleteSatan also is a LIAR - the wide road is only here till you croak. Then, there will be darkness, thirst, hunger for eternity. Why do you think we call him a LIAR??? Follow the narrow path up the mountain. We only have 88ish years. This'll help. Lookit ‘MySoulAccomplishment’ - God only gives bawls to those who see the need for humility. God blessa youse -Fr. Sarducci, ol SNL
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