Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Other things Orly Taitz can find for us

She-Mess, Orly Taitz can be of use for some of us. If she can find the missing, secret birth certificate of Obama, she can find other things are out there in the universe.

So Orly, I got a list for you.

  1. Xanadu-I've been trying to go there for years.
  2. The Bottled City of Kandor
  3. The exact location of the "LOST" passengers
  4. The wooden teeth of Washington
  5. Rapunzel's weave
  6. Atlantis
  7. Peter Pan
  8. The birth certificate of Jesus
  9. The Fountain of Youth
  10. The lost colony of Roanoke
  11. Paul Bunyan's ax
  12. My wish list to Santa from 1979
  13. Joan Rivers' real face
  14. From the Beauty and the Beast TV show: Catherine and Vincent's child
If y'all have any more items let me know

3 comments:

  1. I have Joan's real face in a bottle of formaldehyde on a shelf in the kitchen.

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  2. I always wondered what in the HELL that kid would have looked like.

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  3. I’ve had nightmares this day would come!!
    BE CAREFUL OBAMA!! The last time Chuck Norris denied reality, it temporarily ceased to exist.
    Unfortunately, that day has arrived. Chuck Norris is after Obama….(seriously)….
    http://quearrozconmango.wordpress.com/2009/08/04/be-carefull-obama-the-last-time-chuck-norris-denied-reality-it-temporarily-ceased-to-exist/

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