It's been a while since we heard from Barbie's second cousin, Carrie Prejean. Since she's crown-less, Carrie needs something to do. So what else can she mess up? A book.
For some reason, she has a book deal. The title is "Still Standing," and will be about her trifling ass and how she got fired.
But seriously, why would we buy the book? You can just read my posts and other posts about her. We pretty much wrote the book for her.
And maybe she will share more nudie pics of her too.
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Isn't that Tramp Stamp Barbie in your illustration....?
ReplyDeleteyes, it's the tattoo Barbie
ReplyDelete"Still" Standing?
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like the title of a book written by someone who's endured a lifetime of drama. Not some nude-posing-boob-enhanced-dye-job-illiterate-fame-whore.
Just sayin'.
I guarantee that withing a month of publication you'll be able to find this one in the markdown bins. It's make a great tacky gift!
ReplyDeleteFirst Steve Harvey and now Carrie Prejean.
ReplyDeleteANYBODY can write a damn book nowadays. Gives me that much more hope of becoming a published author.