What's next for Joe the Plumber

Since the Joe the Plumber trick didn't work, I wonder what will be his next step. Only in America, can he have a career better than the rest of us. However, I have a few ideas for our one night stand.

• Star in Bear Gay Porn: He has the look and I'm sure the Bears see some potiential in him. Maybe Bear Films will give him a 2 year contract.
• New host for Dirty Jobs: Being a plumber is not a cute job, so I think he could be a co-host with Mike Rowe.
• Plumber of Love: Reality TV is always a great tragic mess, why not give Joe a chance to find some crazy person to spend at least 3 months with him in the religious sense.
• Drama: He might the father of Sarah Palin's next baby, Pipe. Sorry, Todd.
• Drama 2: Joe could be sleeping with Todd. That could be hot.
• Repo Man: I just couldn't think of anything else.