Why? What does that really do for our kids, besides give them a good laugh and give them creative ways to relate Twilight's Edward with Jesus? I don't know, but in Texas anything is possible (sorry Toddy).
So, I thought since they are in the foolishness business, here are other stories they can teach.
Greek Mythology- students can not only learn about the Xanadu Muses or Wonder Woman's background, the can learn about jealously (Hera), how to be a man (Zeus) and how to beat up people and take over their land (Troy).
Uncanny X-Men- what better way to learn about diversity and morals. Mutants are different and discriminated against. With this comic book, students can learn to accept others while using the mental powers to cheat on tests.
Aesop's Fables- I learned more from The Boy who Cried Wolf story, than Samson and his long hair of strength. Plus, students love stories with animals in them.
Little House on the Prairie and other books by Laura Ingalls Wilder- students can learn how live within their means and build a house out of mud and straw. In fact, this book series is like the ultimate Home Economics course.
The Twilight series- this can help students stay virgins until they are married and accept the love of a vampire or a Native American werewolf. See, diversity, Satanism and abstinence all in one.
Yes, this is crazy mess... But so is Texas.
1 comment:
lol no prob Wonderman. Uhm, sometimes I literally think My parents were aliens who crash landed in Texas and could never find a way out.
Chile, I am hightailin it out of here when I get the chance. Even the less crazy parts are becoming crazier!
Texas please don't secede until I move to the East Coast. Thanks.
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